Help! I swallowed a fly accidentally! and it was buzzing around so I swallowed a spider to eat the fly and then I swallowed a bird to eat the spider that ate the fly and oh I don’t know what to do! Help me!
alright, alright, alright. calm down. this sounds like it’s getting away from you and you’re fucking freaking out and just doing random shit that doesn’t make any sense. here’s what you do: go find a cat
“there’s no wrong way to consume a piece of media” yes there is
Yeah that’s why they made Switch cartridges taste bad.
coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory
What do you think of spider tail vipers for weird snakes? Cool little evolutionary trick
Spider-tailed vipers are pretty incredible!
Lots of vipers have tails that mimic the coloration of caterpillars and worms when they’re little to lure prey, but the spider-tailed viper really takes that trick to a whole new level. They can even move the spider-shaped lure on their tails in ways that are very similar to actual spiders! The lure helps attract birds, which are their favorite prey.

I have watched that second photo so many times
Ain't it scary being 24?
Like 25 is such a strong number on the horizon.
actually aging is a gift so jot that down
I see it is time to bring back the wisdom toad
Hi... thoughts on shrimp (As animals)? If it’s too personal to say that’s ok....
not personal at all :) so they are like creatures to me















